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Editors note: Couldn't resist this one. No offence intended. Joke with a jag. Just whiling away a few minutes at the end of a very busy afternoon. For more serious refutations of David Cloud's various attacks and unsubstantiated pontifications on Calvinism, visit the following pages:

* David Cloud's "The Calvinism Debate - Who is the enemy?" article 
* David Cloud's attack on Calvinism based on John 6:37 reviewed and repudiated
* Rejection of David Cloud's charge that it is dangerous to believe in the sovereign choice of God
* Just who are these Calvinists David Cloud thinks he is attacking?
* Is David Cloud right to claim that the exhortations in Hebrews nullify Calvinist claims?
* David's Cloud's "Calvin's Camels" sent packing  
* An analysis of David Cloud's supposed refutation of Calvin's Proof Texts
* Is David Cloud a reliable critic of Calvinism?
*David Cloud's exegesis of
1 Peter 1:2/Acts 2:23 answered
* David Cloud's exegesis of Romans 9 answered

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(A TONGUE IN CHEEK ADAPTION)

"Oh yes! Calvin said that not only must people like Servetus be killed, but they should be burnt CRUELLY...
And again, Calvinists don't believe that people can reject Christ!
And...oh yes that's right...Calvinists believe that faith is a work...
... Do you hear me? ...

...What do you mean you want "PROOF"? ...


... You mean "Proof" as in actually giving you references? ...
...Verifiable references?...
... You want to LOOK UP what I'm writing? ...
... Hold on!...NOW HOLD ON!...
... I am a VERY BUSY MAN...
... I get thousands of emails every week from people who don't agree with me ...
... I get nasty letters from Calvinists...
 (...By the way...Infant baptism is an abomination...)
...OK...that isn't anything to do with the subject ...
...I don't have time to defend my writings with things like verifable proof...

...You STILL want to see why I'm saying these things about your faith? ...
...You mean that you are prepared to take the time to LOOK UP any references? ...

What's that? See if I have quoted them in CONTEXT? ...

... CONTEXT? ...


Er...hem... I got all these things from
an old time, true blue,
tell-it-as-it-is, no nonsense, Pre Mill, KJV Only, Dispensationalist,
anti CCM, Independent, Fundamental, soulwinning,
Baptist preacher boy who has since died and gone to glory
...

AND YOU STILL WANT PROOF?
/
cloud


CONCLUSION: Friends in Christ, do not be discouraged by any of this. It is God's will that we know the
times (1 Ch. 12:32; Mat. 16:3) and that we be as wise as serpents and harmless as doves. These things
remind us that the hour is very late, and we need to be ready for the coming of the Lord. Are you sure that
you are born again? Are you living for Christ day by day? “And that, knowing the time, that now it is high
time to awake out of sleep: for now is our salvation nearer than when we believed. The night is far spent,
the day is at hand: let us therefore cast off the works of darkness, and let us put on the armour of light. Let
us walk honestly, as in the day; not in rioting and drunkenness, not in chambering and wantonness, not in
strife and envying. But put ye on the Lord Jesus Christ, and make not provision for the flesh, to fulfil the
lusts thereof” (Rom. 13:11-14). This material is sent only to those who personally subscribe...

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